Why Hire Me
Now who am I?
Let’s take a look…
A clever man – an open book,
Kind of complex,
You never know,
What kind of masterpiece I’m about to flow,
Now, you may ask: why trust in me?
I’ll tell you, sir/ma’am/sire/ or Holy See,
I have the skills to make you wonder:
Is this guy real? He stole our thunder!
He made us smile, made us laugh,
He showed us how to do the math!
Some folks know how to really think,
They’re programmers, teachers, and some are shrinks,
But as for me, I’ll write a play,
A blog post, poem…I’ll make your day!
You never know just how great it’ll be,
If you make me your next hiree!